As foretold by The Blue & White . By Hannah Lui Illustration by Em Bennet Aries: This autumn you may realize you’ve outgrown people or behaviors from your past. These changes may feel uncertain, but you will come into your own and settle into new routines. Watch the sunset from Riverside Park sometime this month. When it gets dark out, find a leaf on the grass and literally turn it over.  Taurus: Get that money up! The stars say it’s a prosperous season ahead. Let good things

By The Blue & White Staff Illustration by Isabelle Oh Goldfish Have Teeth Every Friday after school Tim ushered the family into his bedroom to take our pick from the pet shelter. He presented his stuffed animals to us in a row, sometimes sorted by genus, other times by temperament, but never without some organizing principle. If my gaze lingered for more than a second, Tim would wrap his sticky kid fingers around mine until I was firmly grasping the adoption leash, still coa

A tour of St. Paul’s Chapel. By Duda Kovarsky Rotta  Illustration by Justin Chen Alrighty tour! Move right along here with me and my...

By Lily Ouellet and Marianna Jocas Affirmative: I need to pee. But no matter how much I fiddle with this towel, it only seems more likely...

A very accurate archive of administrative correspondences. By Ava Lozner Illustration by Emma Finkelstein

By Schuyler Daffey and Madison Hu Affirmative: Professor B sits at his desk in Barnard Hall, the fluorescent luminescence of Milstein his...

Our Funny Valentine.

By Michael Colton Dear Dante, My girlfriend and I have been together for six and a half months and are really compatible, but we’re both...

By Michael Colton In the words of Dean James Valentini and a recent Columbia Confessions poster, “college is meant to be the most...

By Michael Colton Dear Dante, I missed the deadline for Senior Scramble, and now I feel like I missed my chance at getting *quality time*...

By Michael Colton Dear Dante, What do kids at this school do for spring break? It’s coming up and, honestly, I have no idea how to make a...

By Chloë Gottlieb and Daniel Seizer Negative 9:30 p.m.: Calling all senior nite sluts!! U know the drill: cocktails at ours before Amity....

By Cy Gilman Verily Veritas frequently thought about decline. At night, after a few sips of bénédictine, he would sprawl his body across...

In which Dante advises on meeting the parents.

In which Dante plays Cupid. Dear Dante, This one’s good. I’m not totally sure about this, but I think my cute TA totally has a crush on a...

Halloween dead at 400-something, murdered by Cancel Culture.

In which a newcomer to the city receives a warm welcome.

Fourteen terms every CU/BC first-year should know.

In which a picky eater is dished the dirt.

A Columbia Career Counselor weighs in on summer internships.