Pick Up Lines for University Cuffing Season
Don’t you stay lonely! Utilize this collection of everyday campus chat-up, historically relevant zingers, and University one-liners to seduce your classroom crush
Compiled by Natalie Buttner
Are you heading to Lerner? Because you are the Ferrist.
Are you the gates? Because I wanna open you up!
Oh shoot! Looks like the Uris Pool is closed, looks like we’ll have to take off all our clothes and get wet in my room instead.
I can’t help but notice you're using AI to write your discussion post! Would you ever want to waste your time being stupid with me?
You’re beautiful, like the college walk trees. But don’t worry, I won't send you away when you get old.
Are you my ID, because I’d tap that.
I’m sorry, I’m sorry I have to put these handcuffs on you: It’s university policy.
Are you a Barnard baddie? Because I know I want to sign you in.
You could be the small-liberal-arts-college within the bustling-research-university of my…heart.
Let’s go to the talking room, this is going to be loud.
Is your name Laura? Because you should take my rose and pop my berry.
Let’s transfer to the two train—I want to go express downtown.
Where did you say you were from? Let’s head over to SIPA and pursue international relations.
Are you in seminary? Because our union could be theological.
I’m glad we’re in Ferris because I want to Lerner what you like.
You’ve got something in common with the Chef Mike’s Special–I want to open you up and add condiments.
Are you a speaking fellow? Because I have a hard time knowing what to do with my hands.
Do you like John Jay cookies? Because I like your cookie!
