By Hanna Lui and Ava Lozner Illustration by Jing Geng Affirmative by Hannah Lui In the summertime … The city festers with the impatience of a man lying awake waiting for his wife to return from her lover, feeling the heat stir… My favorite work of literature begins thus. It is a fragment of an unpublished series of essays belonging to Haruki Murakami, the man from whom I take all my philosophies of life. The ellipses exclude a three-page description of a young woman’s breasts

By George Murphy and Ava Lozner Illustration by Emma Finkelstein Dramatis Personae:   NOSFERATU : The dreaded one, the lord of...

On difficult questions and extremely long jokes. By Ava Lozner Illustration by Em Bennett (Ok, so a penguin … wait—One day, a penguin...

By Ava Lozner and Schuyler Daffey Illustration by Emma Finkelstein Affirmative:  Gemma scarfs down the remainder of her John Jay omelet...

By Maya Lerman and Ava Lozner Affirmative I still can’t believe I’m here at Columbia, my dream school! To stand here on Low Steps, in the...