Stephen Dames and Anna Patchefsky
Is it Core?
By Stephen Dames and Anna Patchefsky Negative: As Professor Martin Hollyoke walks into the steam-heated, overcrowded Hamilton classroom,...
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Kelsey Kitzke and Leah Overstreet
God Bless the Queen?
Negative By Leah Overstreet Please? Just for a little longer? I know, I know, this isn’t the first time I’ve asked you to hold off on...
Dariya Subkhanberdina and Will Lyman
Am I in the Mood?
Affirmative By Dariya Subkhanberdina It all began when I was but a wee lass: my raging horniness. By third grade, I knew that I’d spend...
Anouk Jouffret and Becky Miller
Would a Princess Do That?
Affirmative By Becky Miller Yes, a princess would absolutely smack a pigeon between the thighs to assert her dominance over her sidewalk...
The Blue and White Magazine
Did It Hurt?
By Chloë Gottlieb and Hart Hallos [inner monologue] Chloë Gottlieb: It did hurt. It hurt bad. I fear I sprained an ankle, maybe both of...
Eliza Rudalevige and Alexander Aibel
Am I In Trouble?
Negative by Eliza Rudalevige No, you’re not in trouble. I mean, that depends on what your definition of “trouble” is. Do your actions...
Daniel Seizer and Gabe Garon
Does the Grind Ever Stop?
Affirmative by Daniel Seizer, Negative by Gabe Garon.
Sam Needleman and Lyla Triling
Was Your Small Business Absorbed by a Corporate Conglomerate?
Affirmative By Sam Needleman Dear Investors, As president and sole member of the Board of Trustees of SomeOfTheHole™, America’s favorite...
Victor Omojola and Elysa Caso-McHugh
Do These Sound Like Vaccine Side Effects to You?
Affirmative by Victor Omojola, Negative by Elysa Caso-McHugh
Claire Schweitzer and Tarini Krishna
Are You Really Passionate About Your Major?
Affirmative by Claire Schweitzer, Negative by Tarini Krishna
Nicole Kohut and Dominy Gallo
Did You Commit Election Fraud?
Affirmative By Nicole Kohut. Of course I committed election fraud–I’m a dutiful citizen. In fact, I’ve basically spent my entire life...
Lyla Trilling and Gabe Garon
Was That a Girlboss Slay?
Affirmative By Gabe Garon. If that wasn’t a girlboss slay, I sure as hell don’t know what is. There I was, in the middle of a team...
Nicole Kohut and Michael Colton
Was That Good for You (the Sex)?
I always knew I’d lose my virginity in college.
Nicole Kohut and Malia Simon
Did You Leave Your Room Today?
Affirmative By Nicole Kohut This question is a mental one. To the uncritical eye, my sustained geographic location might serve as...
Harris Solomon and Nicole Kohut
Don’t You Just Love Quarantining in LA?
Affirmative By Harris Solomon It’s soft and warm inside my bed. I’m dreaming about ahi tuna and equitable wealth redistribution when a...
Dominy Gallo and Malia Simon
Is Delicious Really in the Details?
Affirmative By Malia Simon I have found myself in many unforeseen circumstances in my time at Columbia: accidentally becoming really good...
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