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Are You Ready to Graduate?
By Sona Wink and Stephen Dames Illustration by Ben Fu Affirmative by Sona Wink...
Sona Wink and Stephen Dames
Vouldst thou SUCCUMB?
By George Murphy and Ava Lozner Illustration by Emma Finkelstein Dramatis Personae: NOSFERATU : The dreaded one, the lord of...
George Murphy and Ava Lozner
Did You See Santa Claus?
By Josh Kazali and Sona Wink Affirmative: HARK! Do ye seek Santa Claus? Aye, I’ve seen the white beard. Sit down, ye shivering boy,...
Josh Kazali and Sona Wink
Are You Locked in?
By Ava Lozner and Schuyler Daffey Illustration by Emma Finkelstein Affirmative: Gemma scarfs down the remainder of her John Jay omelet...
Ava Lozner and Schuyler Daffey
Am I an Academic Weapon?
By Maya Lerman and Ava Lozner Affirmative I still can’t believe I’m here at Columbia, my dream school! To stand here on Low Steps, in the...
Maya Lerman and Ava Lozner
Is This a Columbia Dining Event?
By Lucia Dec-Prat and Ava Lozner Illustration by Ellie Hodges Affirmative When I chose my first-year dining plan, I knew what I wanted:...
The Blue and White Magazine
Do you know my secret?
Affirmative: By Dominic Wiharso Word travels fast. If you don’t want something spreading around, it’s in your best interest to lock that...
Dominic Wiharso and Josh Kazali
Did You Pass the Background Check?
By Amogh Dimri and Molly Leahy Congratulations on being admitted to INSIDE THE SITUATION ROOM with Former United States Secretary of...
Amogh Dimri and Molly Leahy
will.i.am?
By Madison Hu and Miska Lewis Affirmative My roommate Lila is drunk in the corner mumbling the classic will.i.am lyric about “screaming...
Madison Hu and Miska Lewis
Is it Core?
By Stephen Dames and Anna Patchefsky Negative: As Professor Martin Hollyoke walks into the steam-heated, overcrowded Hamilton classroom,...
Stephen Dames and Anna Patchefsky
Should I Go?
Never mind, I’ll find … someone like youuuuuuuu …
Sona Wink and Grace Adee
God Bless the Queen?
Negative By Leah Overstreet Please? Just for a little longer? I know, I know, this isn’t the first time I’ve asked you to hold off on...
Kelsey Kitzke and Leah Overstreet
Is It Cake?
By Hart Hallos and Phoebe Wagoner
Hart Hallos and Phoebe Wagoner
Am I in the Mood?
Affirmative By Dariya Subkhanberdina It all began when I was but a wee lass: my raging horniness. By third grade, I knew that I’d spend...
Dariya Subkhanberdina and Will Lyman
Would a Princess Do That?
Affirmative By Becky Miller Yes, a princess would absolutely smack a pigeon between the thighs to assert her dominance over her sidewalk...
Anouk Jouffret and Becky Miller
Did It Hurt?
By Chloë Gottlieb and Hart Hallos [inner monologue] Chloë Gottlieb: It did hurt. It hurt bad. I fear I sprained an ankle, maybe both of...
The Blue and White Magazine
Am I In Trouble?
Negative by Eliza Rudalevige No, you’re not in trouble. I mean, that depends on what your definition of “trouble” is. Do your actions...
Eliza Rudalevige and Alexander Aibel
Do You Two Hate Each Other?
Well... Do you?
Hart Hallos and Cy Gilman
Does the Grind Ever Stop?
Affirmative by Daniel Seizer, Negative by Gabe Garon.
Daniel Seizer and Gabe Garon
Was Your Small Business Absorbed by a Corporate Conglomerate?
Affirmative By Sam Needleman Dear Investors, As president and sole member of the Board of Trustees of SomeOfTheHole™, America’s favorite...
Sam Needleman and Lyla Triling
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